rachelah93

So, three goddesses were having an argument about who was prettiest and Paris was the judge. The goddesses each tried to bribe Paris and Aphrodite won because she promised him the prettiest woman ever. The prettiest woman ever, however, was married to the king of Greece. Paris was a prince of Troy. Paris stole the pretty woman, Helen, and took her to Troy. The king of Greece went to his brother Agememnon who was itching for a reason to fight the Trojans and organised to go to war. Unfortunately the wind was against the Greek ships and kept them in the harbours. They went to the Oracle and it told them something which caused Agememnon to sa

Today was the first time I watched the boat race. Apparently it is so important it can just be called "the boat race" and people know which boat race it is. (It's the traditional one between Oxford and Cambridge) According to the pre-first-time-watching-the-boat-race talk I was given, the most interesting part of the boat race is if somebody falls in etcetera. Well. About two thirds of the way through the race a idiot nearly got killed by swimming in the river and nearly getting his head chopped off by a blade (for the uninitiated that means oar) This disturbance meant that the race had to be restarted so the umpire made everyone go back t

On steroids again. Don't like them. The ointment comes off on your clothes. On the bright side, a couple of nights ago I refreshed my skills at tying myself to the headboard. It's quite difficult really. And if you get your hands properly tied to the headboard so you can't scratch your face...you then can't pull the duvet back up to where you want it which is where it was before you started wriggling. Quite annoying. Easter now. Eggs and revising. Doesn't get any better than this does it? Only I've been told that it is in my best interests to revise during the summer. No. Summer is for relaxing. Not revising. Nearly the end of March means